December 2008
“ I’m reading the Question of the Day after a fantastic evening of good food,...”
– I’m coming in on this a little late. I didn’t catch Mary’s rant about all this, but I was able to find it reposted. I’m sure you can imagine my eagerness to sink my teeth in. Mary. Listen. You aren’t wrong for accepting a free trip on a yacht to spend time with your mommy. That’s not the issue here....
My Internet Manifesto from Years Ago
From October 2002 to March 2003 I wrote a column called Net Work for Kevin Smith’s MoviePoopShoot website about what it was like to work at an online entertainment company, that being humor website LiquidGeneration, my current place of employment. By the time I wrote these articles, LG was a rising star among humor sites and we were getting lots of notoriety for our celebrity-bashing,...
Where Is Santa Claus? →
If you don’t want to break the news to your tiny loved one that Santa Claus isn’t real, just send them to this website. They might hate the world for awhile, but this is just something that needs to be done.
WhereIsSantaClaus.com
“On the review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes, [Home Alone] got a...”
– Home Alone (film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Proof that critics don’t know anything.
Health dept. shuts down Wiener's Circle →
amandalynferri:
jeffcagle:
Where will Chad and Trixie get their fix tonight?
Wiener’s Circle, an iconic hot dog stand on the North Side, was shut down by the city today after food inspectors found several food safety violations, including finding no hot running water at the Lincoln Park restaurant.
The restaurant, located 2622 N. Clark St., was also cited after inspectors found two pounds...
WatchNot Gonna Be A Christmas For You Video by LiquidGeneration.com - MySpace Video
We’re one of the top videos on MySpace today! Whoohooo! Merry Christmas!
Watch My mom LOVES Michael Bolton Video by April Macie
My new favorite comedian, and not just because she’s wicked hot.
Just remember that Hitler was Time Magazine’s Person of the Year, too.
Cake request for 3-year-old Hitler namesake denied →
Somebody please tell me this is just an Onion article that was mistakenly posted on Yahoo! News. If not, come to my house and shoot me, pls. KTHXBAI.
“Fact of the matter is, ladies and gentlemen, [the Bush Shoe Throwing ] incident...”
– Rush Limbaugh - How many times can one man be so right?
The Intercontinental Grand Hotel In Paris Has... →
(via drew)
OMG.
$500 Headphones!?! - Shure SE530 Sound Isolating... →
So I went to Fry’s Electronics to do some Christmas shopping — for myself — and decided to buy a new pair of headphones because I’ve destroyed/lost the ones I’ve been using this year. My goal was to get a nice pair of bluetooth headphones because I always tend to break the cords on these things first, but then I realized that the iPhone 3G doesn’t support...
WatchTarget Women: Jewelry - Funny because it’s true!
BTW - Why am I just finding out about this Sarah Haskins chick? She’s amazing and hilarious.
somethingmeaningful:
Bright Eyes - Devil Town
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Blagobusted.com →
Rabbits Who Look Like People →
Watching Maddow on MSNBC. She and Ana Marie Cox are discussing whether or not Bush has accomplished anything good in his 8 years in office. Maddow mentions that some Bush supports are saying that there hasn’t been another terrorist attack since 9/11 and that he should be commended for this.
Then Maddow says, seriously: “But what about the Washington sniper?”
Dude’s an...
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich Arrested By... →
Oh Chicago, you corrupt bastard. How I miss you.
This really doesn’t suprise me at all, nor do I really care. Corruption is just the story of Chicago politics. Mayor Daley and his friends are probably the most corrupt polititians in the history of the universe (just a guess! I really don’t like to research evidence), but nobody cares because we have beautiful flowers in the middle of...
