June 2008
Making videos with @molls, taking over the internet, handing out socks, bumping into lampposts, that kinda stuff.
Jun 1st
May 2008
You mean I wasn’t the only one thinking of getting it car washed today?
May 31st
May 31st
May 31st
So urth cafe, I’ll be there in a 1/2 hour. Start making my Spanish latte now pls. That’s unless king’s road doesnt woo me first.
May 31st
And yes, that was interesting.
May 31st
Well, this should be interesting.
May 31st
I’m still at work, editing video. Leave me alone. And yes, I am going out tonight, so shut up already. LET ME FINISH.
May 31st
Totally going to the Arclight to hit on desperate chicks looking to get laid after they see the Sex and the City movie.
May 31st
“Technology is often the technologist whenever a symbiotic while loop of...”
– We Read Twitter So You Don’t Have To: Former Twitter architect blasts Twitter for outage I was totally just thinking the same thing.  
May 30th
May 30th
At the gym, avoiding eye contact with you.
May 30th
First night not going out this week. I think I deserve some downtime, and by downtime I mean Lost followed by loud music.
May 30th
May 29th
OH: that was the night I ate roses.
May 29th
Ohhhh shiiitttt. →
May 29th
Okay, I don’t know if I created a random act of Hilariousness, or just a random act of Awkwardness. But whatevs, LifeIsTooShortToThink
May 29th
Voice Recording Day. I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again: Voice Actors are the most amazing people ever. I don’t know how they do it.
May 29th
Made it to work on the bus! Did I help end global warming enough to drive my car to work the rest of the year?
May 28th
Switching buses on wilshire and fairfax! This is as fun as cancer!
May 28th
OMG I’m on the bus! Who are all these people? Is there a gas crisis going on or something?
May 28th
Waiting for the bus. I’m nervous. How does this work?
May 28th
Thought of the day: random acts of hilariousness
May 28th
May 28th
Taking public trans to work for first time. Hollywood to bev hills. Wish me luck!
May 28th
May 28th
May 28th
I am your opus, I am your valuable, The pure gold baby That melts to a shriek. I turn and burn. Do not think I underestimate your great concern. -plath
May 28th
“Frankly, it’s difficult to blame Seacrest because I met him once and now...”
– Prongs, Inc.: Denise Richards, How Dare You.
May 28th
May 28th
Beverly Hills Cab Company is very,very quick!
May 28th
You’d be surprised by the number of people who want to be real life friends with a cartoon character.
May 28th
Back in LA. I want to sleep and/or die in a fire.
May 28th
Often wrong, never in doubt.
May 27th
May 27th
To all the new peeps that decided to start...
Hello. It doesn’t really get more exciting than this. 
May 27th
May 27th
Chicago hipsters are rocking the cruiser bikes now. Thought that was just LA.
May 26th
Time to visit @lashout and @acidargyle !!! North damen and diversy in Chicago.
May 26th
Crepes on the north side with friends. Yum.
May 26th
I bet your hometown doesn’t have a drivethru Starbucks, suckas!
May 26th
Been using a notebook for the past few days. Not to write, just to doodle. I’m thinking about becoming a professional doodler.
May 26th
May 26th
The best comment thread on Techcrunch you’ll ever see - http://tinyurl.com/5a4hjy
May 26th
John Culberson is back live on Qik in Mission Control in Pasadena. He doesn’t sound like an idiot - http://qik.com/johnculberson
May 26th
Pictures just came in, wow. Amazing. Just amazing. In my life time we invented the Internet and we’re on Mars. Not bad at all.
May 26th
Of course, his cam is down at the moment. It will be back up shortly.
May 26th
re: @drewolanoff - this guy on Qik is a pimp. Life from JPL/Phoenix Mars Lander/Mission Control. Pictures soon -http://qik.com/johnculberson
May 26th
May 26th
PHOENIX HAS LANDED! I’M CELEBRATING BY HELPING MY MOM OUT WITH HER GADGETS! I CAN’T WAIT TO GET BACK TO LA! YAY!
May 26th