August 2008
Dinner, LAX, Goodbyes, Home, Pictures, Video, Mazzy, Sleep.
Thinking that Starbucks is better than Coffee Bean today.
Beverly Hills, 90210: Prue Grim →
Watch the rest here. Pretty funny.
July 2008
Has anyone started drinking yet? I think it’s time.
We are so awesome they couldn’t even make fun of us at the Comedy Store.
Duke Spiriting it at Amoeba records
I am a little sun burnt.
http://piurl.com/Dkc : map of my current location
Hanging out with lemmy at the rainbow, and by hang out I mean stare.
I’m not going to Comic Con this weekend. Instead, I’m heading to the Chinese Theater on Hwood blvd to try and have sex with Wonder Woman.
Why is this Diablo Cody look-a-like staring at me.
A little something we made this week.
Lindsay Lohan’s My Buddy Lesbian Playset
David Lynch
Friend: David Lynch is talking & signing his new book at Design Within Reach in Hollywood tomorrow
Me: What time? I wanna go.
Friend: I think it might be at 7
Friend: He'll also be there to help you pick out a new couch.
Me: Will he help carry it out to my car, too?
Roger, we’re a couple of kids from the Midwest. We don’t belong...
– The balcony is closed - Roger Ebert’s Journal
The TV Set Movie →
If you’ve ever worked in TV, or were curious about how soul-destroying, depressing and ricockulous the process is in Hollywood, then you should probably watch The TV Set. Everything is so entirely true.
It’s playing on Showtime now.
I’m a grown man. I’m 6’2, 700lbs of pure muscle and this video totally made me break down and cry.
If you’ve seen the video before, or heard the story of Christian the Lion, you might want to check out some of this amazing, new footage towards the end of this video.
I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE YOU GUYS!!
THIS IS A TWITTER FOLLOWER ROBBERY! PUT ALL YOUR FOLLOWERS IN THIS BAG AND STFU!
California
mollylambert:
I try to tell people this all the time, but they don’t listen. And you know what? Fuck ‘em. They can keep their bad attitudes on the East Coast. Even if I’m mostly sedentary it’s nice to know the otters and elephant seals are there for when I’m ready to see them again.
yumwatch:
What really blows my mind about this state is that if you spend some time driving through (or...
I always thought it was Eddie Murphy who was playing Estelle Getty’s character in Golden Girls.
I just got told to lower my devil music. Fear Factory, hardly.
Just got into verbal fight with a parking attd who wanted me 2 park my car in a small spot. Think this is a sign I need to take a timeout.
Omarosa vs. Wendy Williams.
The whole gawker/radar thing of always mentioning how much you love/drink alcohol is so tired and boring. I’m pretty sure these are the same people who watched The Doors when they were younger and were like, Dude, I wanna be drunk right now and write poetry.