August 2008
Aug 1st
Dinner, LAX, Goodbyes, Home, Pictures, Video, Mazzy, Sleep.
Aug 1st
Thinking that Starbucks is better than Coffee Bean today.
Aug 1st
Beverly Hills, 90210: Prue Grim →
Watch the rest here. Pretty funny.
Aug 1st
July 2008
Jul 31st
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Jul 30th
Jul 30th
Jul 29th
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Has anyone started drinking yet? I think it’s time.
Jul 29th
Jul 29th
Jul 29th
We are so awesome they couldn’t even make fun of us at the Comedy Store.
Jul 29th
Jul 29th
Duke Spiriting it at Amoeba records
Jul 29th
Jul 29th
I am a little sun burnt.
Jul 28th
Jul 28th
Jul 28th
Jul 28th
http://piurl.com/Dkc : map of my current location
Jul 28th
Jul 28th
Hanging out with lemmy at the rainbow, and by hang out I mean stare.
Jul 27th
Jul 27th
I’m not going to Comic Con this weekend. Instead, I’m heading to the Chinese Theater on Hwood blvd to try and have sex with Wonder Woman.
Jul 26th
Why is this Diablo Cody look-a-like staring at me.
Jul 26th
Jul 26th
Jul 26th
WatchWatch
A little something we made this week. Lindsay Lohan’s My Buddy Lesbian Playset
Jul 26th
Jul 25th
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David Lynch
Friend: David Lynch is talking & signing his new book at Design Within Reach in Hollywood tomorrow
Me: What time? I wanna go.
Friend: I think it might be at 7
Friend: He'll also be there to help you pick out a new couch.
Me: Will he help carry it out to my car, too?
Jul 25th
“Roger, we’re a couple of kids from the Midwest. We don’t belong...”
– The balcony is closed - Roger Ebert’s Journal
Jul 25th
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Jul 24th
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Jul 24th
The TV Set Movie →
If you’ve ever worked in TV, or were curious about how soul-destroying, depressing and ricockulous the process is in Hollywood, then you should probably watch The TV Set. Everything is so entirely true.  It’s playing on Showtime now. 
Jul 24th
Jul 24th
WatchWatch
I’m a grown man. I’m 6’2, 700lbs of pure muscle and this video totally made me break down and cry. If you’ve seen the video before, or heard the story of Christian the Lion, you might want to check out some of this amazing, new footage towards the end of this video. I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE YOU GUYS!!
Jul 24th
THIS IS A TWITTER FOLLOWER ROBBERY! PUT ALL YOUR FOLLOWERS IN THIS BAG AND STFU!
Jul 24th
Jul 23rd
Jul 23rd
California
mollylambert: I try to tell people this all the time, but they don’t listen. And you know what? Fuck ‘em. They can keep their bad attitudes on the East Coast. Even if I’m mostly sedentary it’s nice to know the otters and elephant seals are there for when I’m ready to see them again. yumwatch: What really blows my mind about this state is that if you spend some time driving through (or...
Jul 23rd
I always thought it was Eddie Murphy who was playing Estelle Getty’s character in Golden Girls.
Jul 23rd
I just got told to lower my devil music. Fear Factory, hardly.
Jul 23rd
Just got into verbal fight with a parking attd who wanted me 2 park my car in a small spot. Think this is a sign I need to take a timeout.
Jul 23rd
Jul 23rd
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Omarosa vs. Wendy Williams.
Jul 23rd
Jul 22nd
The whole gawker/radar thing of always mentioning how much you love/drink alcohol is so tired and boring. I’m pretty sure these are the same people who watched The Doors when they were younger and were like, Dude, I wanna be drunk right now and write poetry. 
Jul 22nd
Jul 22nd