titwillow:

I was just inspired by the incomparable Slippy Jenkins to search Amazon for absurd apparel choices in hopes of finding amusing comments threads.
The powers that be helped me find this.  If you have a penis, and you know me, and especially if you have a penis I know, you better watch your mailbox…  I hope I’m not going to Hell for making light of the penile cancer plight.

The only other time I can remember when Amazon comments were this much fun is when A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius first came out. People were leaving these hilarious reviews that had absoutely nothing to do with the book. I wonder if some of them are still there (too lazy to check).

titwillow:

I was just inspired by the incomparable Slippy Jenkins to search Amazon for absurd apparel choices in hopes of finding amusing comments threads.

The powers that be helped me find this.  If you have a penis, and you know me, and especially if you have a penis I know, you better watch your mailbox…  I hope I’m not going to Hell for making light of the penile cancer plight.

The only other time I can remember when Amazon comments were this much fun is when A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius first came out. People were leaving these hilarious reviews that had absoutely nothing to do with the book. I wonder if some of them are still there (too lazy to check).

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