Apr 24, 2008

I saw Heidi Klum this morning at my Starbucks on Sunset. She probably my favorite model of all time. Ever ever. But I didn’t notice it was her immediately. I noticed Janice Dickinson first. They were there separately. Janice didn’t have any make-up…looked like she just woke up out of a coffin…her face showing her age thru tons of plastic surgery. She was wearing spandex shorts under a Dick Tracy coat. Chicken legs. She had chicken legs!  And then there’s Heidi.  I probably wouldn’t even have noticed her if Janice didn’t tell her to tell Seal she says Hi. She looked like those girls in Amsterdam who wear scarfs, sweaters and ride bikes. She was short. I don’t know why I thought she’d be as tall as me, or taller, but she couldn’t have been more than 5’10. I’m 6’2. I guess a lot of people are short to me. She wore a cool type of Wayfarers. Not my black ones, cooler ones. Or maybe they were just cool because they were on a Supermodel. I have no idea.  So yeah. Two Supermodels walk into a Starbucks… 

I saw Heidi Klum this morning at my Starbucks on Sunset. She probably my favorite model of all time. Ever ever. But I didn’t notice it was her immediately. I noticed Janice Dickinson first. They were there separately. Janice didn’t have any make-up…looked like she just woke up out of a coffin…her face showing her age thru tons of plastic surgery. She was wearing spandex shorts under a Dick Tracy coat. Chicken legs. She had chicken legs! 

And then there’s Heidi.  I probably wouldn’t even have noticed her if Janice didn’t tell her to tell Seal she says Hi. She looked like those girls in Amsterdam who wear scarfs, sweaters and ride bikes. She was short. I don’t know why I thought she’d be as tall as me, or taller, but she couldn’t have been more than 5’10. I’m 6’2. I guess a lot of people are short to me. She wore a cool type of Wayfarers. Not my black ones, cooler ones. Or maybe they were just cool because they were on a Supermodel. I have no idea. 

So yeah. Two Supermodels walk into a Starbucks…